I am tired and don’t have the time I thought I would have to blog!  Falling behind.  It is 9:53 pm and we have early morning yoga from 6:30-7:30 am tomorrow because Tom and Ursula have to leave early for the east coast and I really want to make sure they get a morning session in before they leave.  The retreat continues until Rick and I leave on Saturday afternoon.

So this blog will be short and sweet based on a t-shirt Rick wore yesterday!

Rick has this amusing t-shirt called Relgions of the World and, since perhaps you can’t read it from the photo, I have transcribed it below the photo.

Religions of the World

Taoism:  Shit happens.

Hare Krishna: Shit happens rama rama ding ding.

Hinduism: This shit happened before.

Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.

Zen: What is the sound of shit happening?

Buddhism: When shit happens, is it really shit?

Confucianism: Confucius say, “Shit happens.”

7th Day Adventist: Shit happens on Saturdays.

Protestantism: Shit won’t happen if I work harder.

Catholicism: If shit happens, I deserve it.

Jehovah’s Witness: Knock, knock. “Shit happens.”

Unitarian: What is this shit?

Mormon: Shit happens again & again & again.

Judaism: Oyvay!  Why does this shit always happen to me?

Pentacostalism: Praise the shit!

Atheism: There is no shit!

New Age: Shit happens and it happens to smell good.

Rastafarianism: Let’s smoke this shit.

 

AMEN